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First Class reading

A partial list of my seatmate’s reading material, from a recent flight from Chicago to San Francisco:

• Escort radar detector quick start guide
• Flying Magazine (“Why pilots are unfairly judged by their landings”)
  
• Wall Street Journal
• Vanguard prospectus
• Balloon promissory note agreement with “read on plane” Post-It
• American Rifleman magazine

Oh, and he watched, and actually seemed to enjoy, our feature film: Wild Hogs.

 Sure the seats are cozy up front, but thanks to buffoons like this guy, I’m more at home in coach.