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Some baba ganoush, which I prefer over hummus. For all my loyal...

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 10:32:18 -0500

Some baba ganoush, which I prefer over hummus. For all my loyal follower.

Hey, Facebook! Take a memo.

Fri, 21 May 2010 10:29:57 -0500

Hey, Facebook! Take a memo.

Hummus, feta and marinated peppers for breakfast? Yes, please!

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:23:36 -0600

Hummus, feta and marinated peppers for breakfast? Yes, please!

A cluster of skyscrapers near my hotel.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:22:21 -0600

A cluster of skyscrapers near my hotel.

I asked for a sedan. They picked me up in Moby Dick.

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:58:14 -0600

I asked for a sedan. They picked me up in Moby Dick.

Test shot before heading to Dubai in a few hours.

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:50:23 -0600

Test shot before heading to Dubai in a few hours.

"Hello My Fellow Sarcastic Sex Kittens, For those who graciously emailed back your desired drinking..."

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:29:33 -0500

“

Hello My Fellow Sarcastic Sex Kittens,

For those who graciously emailed back your desired drinking shirt size, they’ve been ordered both comfortably and accordingly. Those who did not, well, not my problem as I hope they fit, kinda. I will thoroughly enjoy seeing the ladies sweater puppets on tight display since I just guessed and may have “accidentally” gotten them a smaller size.

Mike mentioned that he is going to COSTCO n donating burgers and buns for the “grillin” session taking place upon our arrival back to the pad. Ill pick up condom-ints. Vanessa is making jello shots for the limo. BIG THANKS TO BOTH OF YOU! I don’t foresee people needing 2 bring much alcohol for the event, as some will be in limo and at the bars, but u are welcome to pick something up if you would like for the pre-party and BBQ after.

“Committee Members” are placing iron on numbers on the back of each shirt for our multiple SOUND-OFF/POUND-OFFS*. Some have requested a certain “favorite” number (option from 1-18) be placed on their shirt. If you find yourself too busy and important, as some of u must have been too busy to reply to any of my emails I’ve sent, blow me and skip the reach around to the next paragraph. Those who are bored at work or unemployed reading this or anyone laying on their patio sun bathing while they are writing this, email me your fav # u want. Hmmmm… I choose # 11.

* POUND OFF: action verb, UCSB greek origin, when immediate intense consumption of alcohol is used to solve a discrepancy.

Lastly, fashionably late to this event means u are actually fashionably gay, wasting away our time, money and alcohol consumption. I will be home from bloodys and breakfast at The Place in CdM by 11:30am and will continue preparing my liver with whoever wants to come early, as some are coming in from out of area/state. All are welcome for breakfast. Otherwise, see you at 12:30!!

Just remember Focker, YOU + LATE = GAY.

Chaw,

AGT 11

”

- From one of several million emails I’ve received that are apparently intended for some other Matt Gordon…

"Adult sanity…seems to me the only unalloyed form of heroism available today."

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:35:28 -0600

“Adult sanity…seems to me the only unalloyed form of heroism available today.”

- David Foster Wallace, in a letter to Don DeLillo, quoted in the March 9th New Yorker

From my weekly Flickr email update. Two friends, one in MN and...

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:20:45 -0600

From my weekly Flickr email update. Two friends, one in MN and one in L.A. I love the equally flat horizon but the completely divergent weather.

Haiku ode to my new diet

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 16:52:39 -0600

Hungry hungry hung

gry. Hungry hungry hungry

hungry hungry. Starve.

Recounts: not for the faint of heart

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:56:11 -0600

Recounts: not for the faint of heart

Excerpt from Obama’s speech, recorded with my iPhone at...

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 09:43:00 -0600

Excerpt from Obama’s speech, recorded with my iPhone at Grant Park.

Why, oh why, did I not record the whole thing?!

From Kim Stratton’s performance of the national anthem at...

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:01:00 -0600

From Kim Stratton’s performance of the national anthem at the Election Night Rally in Grant Park.

Tomorrow: part of Obama’s speech

The inevitable plastic-bucket drums. Recorded live on Jackson...

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:52:00 -0600

The inevitable plastic-bucket drums. Recorded live on Jackson Street in the Loop, at about 7:15 pm on election night.

Tomorrow: excerpt of the national anthem

Friday: excerpt of Obama’s speech

via glass

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:59:30 -0600

via glass

"They did it. They really did it. So often crudely caricatured by others, the American people..."

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:58:33 -0600

“They did it. They really did it. So often crudely caricatured by others, the American people yesterday stood in they eye of history and made an emphatic choice for change for themselves and the world.”

- Guardian UK

"Nowadays, however, save for the large footprint of the Obama campaign, Illinois — and..."

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:42:23 -0500

“Nowadays, however, save for the large footprint of the Obama campaign, Illinois — and particularly Chicago — is perhaps among the least interesting places to be a voter in the entire country.”

- http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/10/road-to-270-illinois.html

"Americans first voted for a President whose campaign touted him as a rugged, stubborn, hot-tempered..."

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:57:26 -0500

“Americans first voted for a President whose campaign touted him as a rugged, stubborn, hot-tempered war hero, a man of the people, a hundred and eighty-four years ago. There is no older or more hackneyed gambit in American politics, no maneuver less maverick. The Erie Canal is younger.”

- Jill Lepore in the New Yorker, reviewing Presidential campaign biographies since Andrew Jackson

“Those who wish to control their own lives and move beyond existence as mere clients and...

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:25:37 -0500

“Those who wish to control their own lives and move beyond existence as mere clients and consumers - those people ride a bike.” — Wolfgang Sachs, For Love of the Automobile, 1984

via www.boingboing.net

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:26:10 -0500

via www.boingboing.net